The Lexiconical Tale of Index Jones, by Kayla Bashe
Once upon a time, a little bald man named Index Jones lived in a dictionary. He felt quite content with his life, for he loved to sort and categorize words. Whenever children opened the dictionary -- a schoolroom contained Index’s home -- he’d pop up like a jack-in-the-box and help them find the right entry or definition. But then, sometime during the 1990s, with the rise of the internet, a terrible event occurred.